Fuck you NIN
Everyone knows that even after all these years, Nine Inch Nails is still banging like your slutty sister on prom night. So, imagine my excitement upon the announcement of a listening party for the forthcoming release, Year Zero, at The Knitting Factory yesterday.
It's been over a year since I was thrown out of Knitting Factory, so I figured it would be safe for me to go back. Also, I expected to be able to grab a beer, listen to the album through some nice sound, and then be on my way.
But, of course that would have been to easy, and not very New York-like. I didn't even have to dismount my bike to see the line out the door and down the block. In both directions.
I should have known not to waste my time, even before I saw the girl with the striped stockings (what fucking year is this?) and AFI silkscreened purse.
So I kept rollin on my bike and went home. Thanks, Trent. If you give a shit about his new material, you can hear it here.
Comments
How does one get kicked out of the Knitting Factory?
Posted by: nate | March 16, 2007 12:12 AM
Now fuckin way, YOU are friends with Trent.
Posted by: fuckin jerk | March 16, 2007 06:48 AM
Well, I was at Caural's show,and for some reason i thought it was ok to take a swig from a hip flask I was carring. Seemed reasonable to me at the time. A bouncer with xray vision suddenly appeared, grabbed it out of my hand and threw it behind the bar. He started pushing me out of KF, and I got pissed and didn't want to leave until I got my flask back, so I was pushing back, etc...
Posted by: bob | March 16, 2007 04:48 PM