WTF
Often, I work onsite in the advertising industry. This means I have to work within the agency's walls and use their shitty email client, which inevitably is Lotus. Oh, how I hate Lotus. Lotus, I shake my fist at thee.
Anyway, one of the many, many shitty things about Lotus is it's smothering security features. It filters out everything and anything, then gives you an annoying day by day quarentine summary of everything it snatches.
But not this gem:
Somehow this snuck past Lotus' mighty grip. What the fuck is with the unsettling illustration? Am I supposed to relate to it?
Do I want to go to "themanxl.com" so I can be a cheesy dickface? Do I want the American Flag tied around my nuts? Couldn't I find a better pair of sunglasses? What's with my hair? What the hell is with the climate map of the US blurred out behind me? Am I to be impressed that this company has been in business for 10 years?
So many questions. Thank you "Paul" for thinking of me at my work, and sending me this piss poor, and considerably infuriating jpeg advertisment.