The Rock and Roll Doctor

I've heard some musicians and service industry folks talk about "The Rock and Roll Doctor". See, many Americans nowadays don't have insurance; especially artists, musicians, bartenders, etc...
In fact, when I became a freelancer, I took a risk for almost 2 years without health or dental. (Which btw, I finally got my ass in gear and am covered throught The Freelancer's Union.)
Anywho, Dr. R 'n R is in practice on my street. His office falls somewhere in between a tatoo parlor and Frankenstien's lab, but he was just as professional as Clooney during his first day on ER. And he's been serving the LES for quite a while now.
Most importantly Dr. Ores saved me a trip to the diabolical NY DMV by giving me The Eye Exam. Better yet, he declared that I can see, "Good enough to drive."
The Eye Exam was $10! He didn't have change for my $20, so I mentioned a tiny wart on my hand. He said he'd freeze it off and call it even. One stop medical shopping for 20 "Bones".
Thanx, The Rock and Roll Doctor!