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It's good to know that the trains are still quite accomodating for clowns, even if they may have to cough up a few more peanuts for future riding...

Headroom usually isn't a concern for most, but Everyman isn't rocking a 3ft diameter wacky flower wig. Navigating the subway in hot-pink vinyl foot-tall platforms is indeed a challenging task even for a professional like Shakes (pictured above). Still, anyone can bust their weave, or catch a heel. But no worries, the MTA's got ya covered with ample headroom, and flush, flat surfaces. You can even board with your favorite balloons in hand, as there's no reason they should float about at home missing all the fun!

So rock on, clowns. Straighten that ruffle, and freshen up that whiteface as you ride high with the poise and confidence that only a world class transit system like the MTA can bestow.