Open Letter to Whomever Stole My Bike...
June 1, 2007
New York City, NY
To Whom It May Concern,
You stole my bike in broad daylight yesterday, in front of One Worldwide Plaza, while I was working inside. I know it was locked to the scaffolding, but I did not think you would take it apart and take what was not yours.
I fucking hate you, and mark my words, I will find you and kill you.
Sincerely,
Bob
Comments
Maybe it's in the basement at the Alamo! Road Trip!
Posted by: nate | June 4, 2007 10:33 PM
what a fuckin' whistle.
probably same person who then stole my blackberry. i'll help you with their deliverance.
Posted by: Ben | June 7, 2007 06:44 AM