Ha ha...
Maybe he's "fast-talking and feisty-looking", but his kids? Not so much.
Last weekend, me, my girl and her friend grabbed some brunch at Life in the Village. As we were crossing the street, 2 little kids were riding training wheeled bikes in a single file fashion.
The first kid looked at us, saw how awesome we were, and stopped dead in his (or her) tracks. This caused the little genius behind him (or her) to crash into him (or her).
Everyone looked to the embarrassed looking parent bringing up the rear, and it was John Leguizamo.
This post is awesome.