PowderBlueOrbit

My man and I were walking into SoHo the other day, when we realized the dude stranded on the median across from us was none other than Ben From Lost.

How did we know? Well, although taller than expected, he looked and acted exactly like Ben From Lost. This man waiting in the middle of Allen had Ben’s eastern eurospike hair-do, and his Indiana Jones Nazi Guy That Melts spectacles. In addition, he was standing straight as an arrow and mowing down everyone before him with a gaze of superiority.

In fact, he looked and acted exactly as seen in the picture above.

It was a good thing that I was wearing my hair shirt that day, because the itch reminded me to pray to Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior for temperance and refuse my urge to beat him down in the street while demanding to know why his character (and show) blows ass so much. Worse, I forgot my conch back at the apartment, so there was no way to call Jack for support.