New York and snow.

I'm always astounded at how baffled NYC becomes when it snows. People panic and the citywide I.Q. drops considerably. But as this has always been a constructive blog, I have some advice that I am graciously sharing with The City of New York. In fact, I can consolidate my advice in 3 Easy Steps:
WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF SNOW IN NYC
1) Plow
2) Shovel
3) Salt
Thank you.

Also, umbrellas are for rain, not snow. As such, walking around with an umbrella in the snow is queer.