Tenori-Wha?
When my man isn't busy amputating his own finger, he's sending me near incomprehensible emails about how much I suck. They read like this:
"your gumball thing sucks donkey dick, check this out"
Polished like a Civil War spittoon, and blunt as the mill wheel that took Pa's arm at Little House on the Prairie, my man is quite the wordsmith. Watch him thumb his nose at punctuation and clarity.
But he may have a point. If you can keep your mind from exploding, this is a pretty champ MIDI controller.