My Man's Finger: After The Chaos
You may remember the misfortune my man endured recently.
Well, he's on the road to recovery, and, as this as always been an informative and constructive posting, I would like to offer The Top 9.667 New Career Choices For The Postpartum Digit Survivor. Here you go, Mr. 9.667, and Happy Birthday!
The Top 9.667 New Career Choices For The Postpartum Digit Survivor
1) Elevator Button Operator
2) Magic Finger Guillotine Volunteer
3) Finger Spinning Pioneer
4) Batter Taster
5) Semi-serious Acquisitor
6) Electric Socket Safety Demonstrator
7) Future "Fat-Key® Keyboard" Inventor
8) Suos-chef Special Teams: Chopper
9) Motivational Speaker for the Digitally Impaired
9.667) Ear and Nose Excavation Foreman