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May 30, 2008

David Byrne Playing The Building.

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I'm always somewhat on the fence about David Byrne, mostly because Talking Heads are about the squarest, whitest band ever and also because of shit like this. Anyone who attempts to further inundate contemporary society with PowerPoint surely deserves a beating.

Nonetheless, the man is pretty cool and has been pulling the wool over everyone's eyes hammering it out for so long.

So, if I were you, I would go to see his Playing The Building installation, which opens at beautifully restored Battery Maritime Building (aka Whitehall Terminal) this weekend.

Wanks.

Usually when three guys stand around in a circle facing each other, gesturing crotch-level with their hands, it's the stuff of fancy for the likes of Army of Lovers. I mean, I don't really know for sure, but I that's what I heard, I'm just saying... But these guys are asian and playing iPong or something, so I guess it's ok. Wait...

Sexfist.

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I saw this poster last time I was in Chicago, and I loved it because the word "Fist" was involved.

Now, five months later, I went to The WorldWide InterWeb to see what Sexfist is all about.

Seeing the word "Bluegrass" I was poised to rip them a new one until I actually took the time to listen to their posted mp3s.

And then something strange happened. Maybe it was the cute illustration, or the pleasing color scheme, but I actually liked what I heard!

Immediately, I used The Information Super Highway to see if I really had lost it, or if I actually discovered The Best Shit Ever. (More testimony after the jump...)

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iGrado.

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Grado headphones are well known amongst audiophiles for their quality, and price. Recently, my "work/gym" headphones busted, so I was in the market for a new pair.

Because my hearing is fucked, I can't wear earbuds, which suck for the gym anyway.

I discovered these iGrado headphones, and, for $49, decided to take a chance.

I was utterly astonished at how good they sounded. Not only were they loud, but they literally defined all the nuances of music that typically get lost in cheap headphones. For example, I can hear snare resonation in kick hits on miced kits. Also, their vented diaphragm design allows just enough of your environment's sound to creep in. Unfortunately, they're not designed to fold up, which to my mind is a major oversight. But, the wraparound headband does seem to be made of a strong, yet flexible plastic. There is enough tension in the band so that the phones hug securely to your ears. They're still no V700's, but they're absolutely recommended for any sort of non-production use.

Beware "Pug Buddy."

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The Chicago Sun Times reported today that residents of greater Northwest Suburban Chicago should be on the look out for this man, who has been dubbed "Pug Buddy" by victimized Pug owners.

The Times reports:

[name withheld], or Pug Buddy, has been repeatedly accused of inappropriate conduct between himself and unsuspecting Pugs, owners say. According to the victims, Pug Buddy shows up to parties, unannounced and intoxicated. Pug Buddy, usually donning a Hawaiian shirt, typically offered the owners a "gift" for their dogs — a doggy Hawaiian shirt, often with a pattern identical to his.

Owners say Pug Buddy would "dominate" the dog, forcing it to sit on his lap for long periods of time, and sometimes manipulate the animal in a puppet-like fashion.

[name changed] Ron Burntcraft of Downers Grove says; "Pug Buddy showed up at my daughter's 12th birthday party last weekend, and claimed to be the husband of one of her grade school teachers (who was invited to the party and had yet to arrive). He seemed a little off, but he had a gift for [Pug's name withheld] Giggles so we figured he was alright."

Burntcraft goes on to say; "Next thing we know, everyone is like, 'Where's the dog?' I looked around and heard some wimpering sounds from the rec-room downstairs. So I went down there, and this guy has the dog on his lap, lookin' all sorts of crazy. I literally had to pry them apart with a broom handle."

Any information on the whereabouts of Pug Buddy should be immediately reported to the Times.

May 21, 2008

I Can't Believe How Awesome This Is, Because It Is What I Would Like To Do To Everyone I See.

I guess Austin-based Action Figure did these, and I hope they hurt. Thanks Chillmost.

By the way, it's worth it to click this link, for multiple HD beatings...

Vote For Papillion.

I have a bunch of shit to write about, but, until I feel like it let me throw this out there.

Click on this link, and vote for Papillion.

Why? So they can play with Radiohead at this year's Lollapalooza in Chicago. Oh, and, because they rock and are involved with shit like this. But don't take my word for it, check out their profile at MyFacebook.com on The InterWeb.

May 19, 2008

Check Out Our Next President.

May 13, 2008

Blu.


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Blu's site.

Chicago Is Tough.

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But not the good tough, like Laphroaig or Brooke Hogan.

Chicago legislators are trying to pass an "Event Promoter" law which, from my understanding, would essentially target event promoters to register and comply as Chicago business owners and require them to acquire event permits and insurance for every event they produce which draws over 100 people. Even if they are working for a legal venue that already has such permits and insurance.

Bummer? You bet!

Click here to find the Alderman for your favorite ward. If you're lucky, they have The InterWebs and can be contacted by using them. Oh yeah, you have about 12 hours to do all this from... Now!

PS. If you are inept, you can copy what I wrote (after the jump...) and claim it as your own!

Hello Alderman [ALDERMAN'S NAME],

I am writing to urge you to oppose The Chapter 4-157 "Event Promoter" Law when it comes to vote on May 14.

As drafted, the law appears to govern and regulate independent and contracted promoters much too strictly.

[ENTER SOME ANECDOTE ABOUT WHY THIS MATTERS TO YOU]

I believe the worst effect of this law if it passes would be that it would stifle non-mainstream communities from fostering artistic dialog. Often times these "grassroots" communities or "little guys" in the music scenes will lack the capital or representation to apply or pay for the permits that this law may require. I fear that such communities will simply disappear. Worse, I feel that the larger clubs, the more "corporate" ones, will be the only curators for the type of music and art Chicagoians will have exposure to.

Again, I urge you to please oppose this law.

Thank you,

[YOUR NAME AND INFO]

May 09, 2008

Germans Rule, Once Again.

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I was talking to my "German" friend today, Chillmost, who had blogged about this excellent "I'm An American Living In Germany Blog" he was recently informed of called Nothing For Ungood.

It's pretty goddamned funny, and much of it's content I have noticed while over there. For example, everyone knows a Handy is a fun, quick Handjob, whereas in Germany it is a cellphone.

I dug around NFU and found this hilarious post once again proving how awesome German beer is and how endearing Germans can be when it comes to drinking it. The site is called, 1000 Arten Ein Bier Zu Offnen, and while I'm no German, I bet it translates to "A Thousand Creative Ways to Open Your Beer" like this big-boobed German with a man's belt and pizza ring is doing above.

(Notice how you can dick around in public, blatantly drinking a beer.)

I Am The Condom Friend Ever Useful To You.

I have said this before, The Indians are a mysterious, and wonderful peoples... See?

May 08, 2008

Mildly Amusing, Yet Mildly Annoying, Like Your Mother.

May 07, 2008

Monome

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I find this MIDI controller to be pretty "tits". In other words, I find this piece of gear to be a real jogger that can certainly go the distance, no problem. A husband and wife team make these in Philly.

Yuki Kokubo Photography.

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Yuki Kokubo, a fellow Chicago to NYC transplant, has launched an online photo gallery of her work called Wanderlust Foto. There are 6 initial galleries, themed documentary-style by travel destination.

From the artist:

Traveling is a path to new discoveries as well as an escape from the past and present. It is a chance to remove yourself from your daily routine, which gives you the opportunity to evaluate your situation.

The Argentinian gallery, with it's amazing ice photos like the one above, is particularly excellent.

EcoSystems Shows At BKLYN DESIGNS

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I've written about EcoSystems before, and since then, they've been hard at work.

They've developed a new chair called the Bamba, which is beautiful. If it's anything like the Tandem chair that I've experienced, the sitee is in for a well crafted and sturdy treat. Oh yeah, and you can proclaim you love for Gaia by basking in the greenery of your new seat. Tread lightly bitches!

Lastly, EcoSystems is included in a group furniture show of Brooklyn designers called BKLYN DESIGNS. The show is this weekend May 9-11.

May 06, 2008

Hub. Bub.

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MBV shares the love. I like the comment that says this somewhere in here:

"I HOPE VAMPIRE WEEKEND OPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Irony? Sincerity? Madness?

***UPDATE*** Tickets are tumored to be $52 + Service Fees, Christ!

Stars of the Lid 050208

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Last Friday, I was fortunate enough to make it into Concert Number XVIII of The Wordless Music Series, featuring none other than Stars of the Lid.

SOTL is one of the original Kranky artists and a super big deal because although they're not the first to pioneer ambient guitar drone, they're probably the most successful. Also, they tour like once a decade.

I knew the SOTL portion of the show was guaranteed, but what of the rest? Would this be a show of such high profile that me, satcheless with loosened, non-blackened jeans stood no chance of lasting through two opening acts to get the goods? I don't even wear glasses, thick or otherwise. What neighborhood is this? I was in a church. Juilliard was near. Children were involved. Violins. Wine and folding chairs. What was next?

It went down like this (more after the jump...)

The show was in Good Shepherd Faith Church on west 66th street in Manhattan, somewhere around Juilliard and Fordham, lying between Hell's Kitchen and the Upper West Side. I had walked too far up 9th AVE, out of the range of reasonable dive bars at which to prepare for tonight's event.

I found some bullshit bar, and hung out till 7:30pm. After which I decided to head to the show, splitting the difference between the 7pm door time and a show time of 8pm.

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I was greeted by a line outside the church and became instantly infuriated.

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All things considered, the line wasn't too bad, and it began to move. I got inside and had no problems with the door. Excellent. In fact, I was told that there was wine downstairs (aka the "lower hall".) Making my way downstairs, the mid-sized 112-year-old church was appropriately sparse and understated.

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Then there were the kids. The lower hall was a buzzing mix of the Face The Music ensemble and their parents, Wordless broadcasters, and Indy kids. The young musicians tuned and retuned their instruments, and I my Alcoholdar as I closed in on the wine.

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The Wordless guy had a massive setup, and when I asked about this Sound Devices hard drive that caught my eye, he explained that they broadcast audio as well as video and that the HD captured 4 channels of separate audio as well as timecode. Unfortunately, I'm not sure where all of this was broadcasted to, or how one would go about experiencing it. Maybe here?

Someone toggled the lights, and the kids lined up like soldiers. The show was about to begin and I went upstairs.

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itsnotyouitsme started and while they played well, the sound was low and really muffled. I was buried towards the back of the audience, and I think the band was set up on the ground, so I wasn't really sure what was going on. Face The Music was back here too, and as they were taking their assigned seats, I heard a kid say, "Yo! Back row, not back street!" to his confused peer. I find that funny.

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I'm pretty sure Face The Music played well, but it's hard to say because they were reciting what seemed to be an extremely complex repertoire. I snaked around to the side of the congregation to get a better view and hear of what was going on, just in time for Hallelujah Junction, for two (Grand) pianos. Again, I'm pretty sure it was awesome, and totally sure it was difficult to play. Suddenly, I was snapped out of it by a jolt to the shoulder from a beaming Mr. Ge, confirming himself as the father of the young male pianist with an enthusiastic, "That's my boy up there!"

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Finally, SOTL took the altar stage. A request was made; "Turn off the houselights, please," and an order was given; "If you have drugs, now might be the time to take them." I didn't need any drugs as I assumed proper ambient concert position; comfortable, eyes closed with head in hands. Something I didn't understand happened to time and space, and I was yanked out of it not my Mr. Ge this time (who, with the rest of the parents took their kids and were long gone, sadly) but by brief pauses between songs movements and flashes of abstract video projected against the Chancel wall.

The sound was huge and excellent. The experience: singular. My only complaint was that annoying Spacetime thing because the show was over before I knew it.

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May 05, 2008

The Pfister Hotel

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If you're headed to Milwaukee anytime soon, I'd like to wholeheartedly recommend The Pfister Hotel, aka The Pfister.

Our Little Piece Of The Pie

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If you're into GoodTimes and are planning to be in or around Chelsea this Thursday at 6:30pm, I've heard that this is where you should go.

You can RSVP here.

Our New Desk Is The Shit

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My man is a carpenter amongst other things. We just had him build a desk/shelf in our bedroom. Perhaps you would like him to build something for you?

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May 02, 2008

Reh Dogg

"The" Verve sucked.

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My Beautiful Girlfriend took me to see The Verve at MSG, and it sucked.

Well, not totally, because I got to hang with her, and I took this relatively cool picture.

As for the sucking, I think it can be summed up in 2 words:

Richard Ashcroft.

I could go into more detail, but my man summed it up pretty well at his new blog, discouragingly called "Leading Your Mind Astray."

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The D-Bag crowd expected to sit the whole show, because, you know, it's a rock show. And yet, rebels (like these cocksuckers, shown above) stood.