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The Chicago Sun Times reported today that residents of greater Northwest Suburban Chicago should be on the look out for this man, who has been dubbed "Pug Buddy" by victimized Pug owners.

The Times reports:

[name withheld], or Pug Buddy, has been repeatedly accused of inappropriate conduct between himself and unsuspecting Pugs, owners say. According to the victims, Pug Buddy shows up to parties, unannounced and intoxicated. Pug Buddy, usually donning a Hawaiian shirt, typically offered the owners a "gift" for their dogs — a doggy Hawaiian shirt, often with a pattern identical to his.

Owners say Pug Buddy would "dominate" the dog, forcing it to sit on his lap for long periods of time, and sometimes manipulate the animal in a puppet-like fashion.

[name changed] Ron Burntcraft of Downers Grove says; "Pug Buddy showed up at my daughter's 12th birthday party last weekend, and claimed to be the husband of one of her grade school teachers (who was invited to the party and had yet to arrive). He seemed a little off, but he had a gift for [Pug's name withheld] Giggles so we figured he was alright."

Burntcraft goes on to say; "Next thing we know, everyone is like, 'Where's the dog?' I looked around and heard some wimpering sounds from the rec-room downstairs. So I went down there, and this guy has the dog on his lap, lookin' all sorts of crazy. I literally had to pry them apart with a broom handle."

Any information on the whereabouts of Pug Buddy should be immediately reported to the Times.