Guns.
My friend decided to shoot guns for her birthday party. Because we live in The Most Difficult City in The Universe To Do Anything Simple we have but one option; West Side Pistol Range.
For $55 you get this:
1) 45 minute lesson from a man who talks with closed eyes, only to open them in a state of rapture whilst touching "his gun".
2) Piece-of-shit .22 rifle. (Which is literally chained to the table in the range.)
3) 1 box of .22 rounds (50 total).
4) 5 magazines.
5) Cheap eye protection.
6) Reasonable Ear protection.
7) Free targets.
8) The priceless camaraderie of hanging out with strange New York gun people in the basement of a building on 20th in Chelsea.
Basically you don't get alot of "bang for you buck". Garf! Yet this isn't the real tragedy. The real tragedy is that it's easier and cheaper to buy blow or blowjobs in The Big Apple than to own a gun.
How much, exactly? The gun permit costs $575.25, and here's more fun FAQ.
So blow and blowjobs are much, much cheaper. Far cheaper than the services of your mother as she does charge a pretty penny after all...
(Pictures of how much I rule after the jump...)
(Pictures of how much I rule after the jump...)
