A Bright And Sunny Place.
The only thing more horrific than Coney Island, is Coney Island on a shitty day. Just look.
And yet, this is when you should buck up and throw yourself headlong into the experience. This is when you eat $20 in fried food, drink crap beer, avoid stumbling drunks, woof down a funnel cakes and give money to surly carnies to play fixed games.
Or, you can check out Coney's new, tasteful and exciting attraction.
