...are what should happen to anyone who calls someone and says, "Who is this?" These statements are hot-button-topics to me, my Economy Drillings were I Obama. But this Champ's friend did just that, durning my morning commute, no less. He also shared with me that, "I don't even know what area code 917 is..."
Worse, the follow-up text, "so you were calling my friend with some sex noises" (note the lack of Capitalization and Punctuation) from his pal opens up several more questions:
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: Yes, and I can provide you with the same. Ready?
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: Yes, regrettably I am sorry that I was not a better lover to your friend, but I appreciate your concern for him.
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: Yes, and I can call with more, and with several different kinds.
or
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: No, and I am sorry I scared your friend. Thankfully he has you to fight his battles for him.
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: No, because your friend doesn't swallow.
Q: so you were calling my friend with some sex noises
A: No, because I am not an asshole unlike the both of you (see above).
i miss you bob